My Personal Blog

theblackjeangrey:

walkerflexxasranger:

imaniakika:

rubydat98:

letmakeloveinthesky:

weaponsofbradestruction:

whipsandwhispers:

Illustrations by Steve Lee from Ride ‘Em Cowgirl!: Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking by Dr. Sadie Allison

I just want to try the banana split.

I wanna do it all 🙈

Let me tell you that banana split is THEE BUSINESS.

one banana split please

dont sleep on that banana split

Never done the banana split…*adds to the to do list*

dreamy-gaze:

rogyyy:

dreamy-gaze:

rogyyy:

dreamy-gaze:

Masturbating is definitely my favorite past time 🙆

Need help?

Obviously not, if I didn’t ask for help. And even if I did, why would I accept someone-that-I-didn’t-even-know’s offer when there are plenty of people I do know who would offer?

Ok dont be nervous i only wanted to help ☺

What the hell about that made me seem nervous to you? I assure you, I’m disgusted, not nervous.

dreamy-gaze:

rogyyy:

dreamy-gaze:

rogyyy:

dreamy-gaze:

Masturbating is definitely my favorite past time 🙆

Need help?

Obviously not, if I didn’t ask for help. And even if I did, why would I accept someone-that-I-didn’t-even-know’s offer when there are plenty of people I do know who would offer?

Ok dont be nervous i only wanted to help ☺

What the hell about that made me seem nervous to you? I assure you, I’m
disgusted, not nervous.

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

Why?

futureskinnydoctor:

1. For my cheekbones to be visible in selfies.
2. For the collarbones, ribs, and hip bones to prove I can succeed.
3. For the thigh gap to show them all that the stretch marks are a mistake.
4. To look down and not see my stomach.
5. When looking in in the mirror won’t ruin my day.
6. To walk through public places alone and feel confident.

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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rockin-fl-body:

everybody poops lol