Masturbating is definitely my favorite past time 🙆
Obviously not, if I didn’t ask for help. And even if I did, why would I accept someone-that-I-didn’t-even-know’s offer when there are plenty of people I do know who would offer?
Ok dont be nervous i only wanted to help ☺What the hell about that made me seem nervous to you? I assure you, I’mdisgusted, not nervous.
the cucumber saga
1. For my cheekbones to be visible in selfies.
2. For the collarbones, ribs, and hip bones to prove I can succeed.
3. For the thigh gap to show them all that the stretch marks are a mistake.
4. To look down and not see my stomach.
5. When looking in in the mirror won’t ruin my day.
6. To walk through public places alone and feel confident.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
when he cums inside u
everybody poops lol
Everyone who see’s this on their dash watch it. You will not be dissapointed. I have said this before but I have LITERALLY never laughed so much my face is wet with teachers and my sides are hurting so bad but it was goddam worth it.
I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
"wet with teachers"
never not reblog rage quits
I PRESSED PLAY, HOPING IT WAS THE VIDEO I THOUGHT IT WAS
I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED
THIS FUCKING VIDEO GOT ME OBSESSED WITH THEM IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS I HIGHLY ADVISE YOU TO