Illustrations by Steve Lee from Ride ‘Em Cowgirl!: Sex Position Secrets for Better Bucking by Dr. Sadie Allison
I just want to try the banana split.
I wanna do it all 🙈
Let me tell you that banana split is THEE BUSINESS.
one banana split please
dont sleep on that banana split
Never done the banana split…*adds to the to do list*
Masturbating is definitely my favorite past time 🙆
Obviously not, if I didn’t ask for help. And even if I did, why would I accept someone-that-I-didn’t-even-know’s offer when there are plenty of people I do know who would offer?
Ok dont be nervous i only wanted to help ☺What the hell about that made me seem nervous to you? I assure you, I’mdisgusted, not nervous.
the cucumber saga
1. For my cheekbones to be visible in selfies.
2. For the collarbones, ribs, and hip bones to prove I can succeed.
3. For the thigh gap to show them all that the stretch marks are a mistake.
4. To look down and not see my stomach.
5. When looking in in the mirror won’t ruin my day.
6. To walk through public places alone and feel confident.
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
when he cums inside u
everybody poops lol